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Sassy Girl, I'm on my second guardian angel, the first one quit and needs therapy
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Sassy Girl, I'm Outdoorsy I drink my Beer on the Porch
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Sassy Girl, I'm Outdoorsy I drink my Wine on the Porch
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Sassy Girl, I'm pretty sure my last words will be
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Sassy Girl, I'm putting myself in tie out till I can play nice with others
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Sassy Girl, I'm really not the kind of person you want to put on speaker without a warning
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Sassy Girl, I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking
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Sassy Girl, I'm sorry did I roll my eyes out loud
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Sassy Girl, I'm staying at the beach till you drag me home
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Sassy Girl, I'm sure the cleaning fairy will be here anytime
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Sassy Girl, I'm way to sober for your crap today
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Sassy Girl, I've made it from the bed to the coffee maker
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Sassy Girl, I've pulled up my big girl panties
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Sassy Girl, If I ever say "Do you want me to be honest?" I would suggest you say no
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Sassy Girl, If I knew grandkids were this much fun, I would have had them first
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Sassy Girl, If I would have known the hot flashes were going to be this bad I would have bought the commercial size
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Sassy Girl, If my mouth doesn't say it my face will
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Sassy Girl, If swearing in front of my kids makes me a bad mom then shit
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Sassy Girl, If things get better with age I must be getting close to freakin magnificent
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Sassy Girl, If we weren't meant to have late night snacks
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Sassy Girl, If you don't want sarcastic answers don't ask stupid questions
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Sassy Girl, if you lose your shoe at midnight
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Sassy Girl, In this family we don't hide crazy
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Sassy Girl, It could be the alcohol but I've done some pretty dumb shit when I'm sober
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